I'd apologise, but if you've been reading this blog for any length of time, you and I both know I've done it before and I'm going to do it again. So let's cut the crap. It's been a while. I've been busy. I'm not sorry, you don't care. And here, in pictures, is why:
Yes, I make my Christmas Cards blurry. Don't you? At one in the morning, this was the best I could do.
Santa's baking workshop, Melbourne Division
Them be load-bearing freckles.
See the windows? I hunted high and low for Jolly Ranchers for windows, and we have ONE hot day and they start melting. Next year, I'm aiming low.
Not pictured: Hand-sewn tree-skirt.
The best Christmas Present of all, my brand-new nephew, Lucas.Born five weeks early with his Mum's mouth and his Daddy's Eyes.
Happy Festive Season All. Be Merry, be Jolly, be Safe.