Friday, January 30, 2009

You missed a spot

Two things about this story:

(Herald Sun says "We're" not saying Ian Thorpe is gay, but here's his boyfriend", Thorpe says "Not Gay", Apparently "sexy" swimmer comes out and says their relationship was a friendship. Herald Sun says "We're not saying he's lying, but here's someone who does" )

First, her name is Amanda Beard.


In a story about a possibly-gay-but-in-the-closet swim star.


Secondly, is it just me, or is this "World's Sexiest Swimmer" a giant, all-encompassing No Tap?

You be the judge:


Ant Rogenous said...

No tap. Thorpe is more feminine.

Keri said...

True. And doesn't have the horse teeth going on.

Andy B said...

I'd probably put my penis in her vagina.

Jeremy said...
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John Surname said...

I think she's a cyborg, a tool of the New Soviets.

It's hard to be attracted to someone with shoulders even broader than mine.

Keri said...

Wouldn't be hard to have shoulders broader than yours, John.

Andy - Where wouldn't you put your penis?

Andy B said...

Jeremy: I can improvise.

Keri: Well, I'm not fussy.

Jeremy said...

I regret having remarked on the attractiveness of this particular model in the way I did, and have deleted my comment.