Thursday, January 22, 2009

You decide

When your partner puts a poll on his blog about his disgusting ice-chewing habit, it's perfectly acceptable to
Kill him with a rock
Remind him that his cat loves you more than him
Put an equally childish post up at your own blog
pollcode.com free polls

***UPDATE***

More sterling suggestions:

* Make penis shaped ice

* Put insects in the ice etc

This battle, it will be won, comprades.

21 comments:

Jeremy said...

Lol. Touche.

Scott said...

Now you guys are just rubbing salt into Iain Hall's wounds. Take pity on a man whose heart is broken.

Toaf said...

I trust the rock killing option comes with Nick Cave/Kylie Minogue stylings.

Jeremy said...

I'm certainly not letting her drive me anywhere where there are wild roses.

dam buster said...

I couldn't find the poll on iain's blog anywhere! :P

iainhall said...

Congrats on finding someone to love for each of you!
I have suspected as much for some time with all of the cryptic comments blog posts and nod nod wink wink goings on.
Cheers and Good luck with it.

Ross Sharp said...

You could also carry fake plastic ice cubes and slip them in his drink when he ain't looking ... Or keep a tray in the freezer specially for him - just make sure each cube contains an insect or three ... many yucks could yours for the having.

Keri said...

Toaf - For sure. I've even got a fake moustache ready for the occasion.

DB - Har.

Iain - Thank you. We haven't exactly been hiding it, though!

Ross- Genius. Fucking genius. See that, Jeremy? At any moment, the ice you're crunching could contain something evil.

Michelle said...

Use an ice tray with penis shapes.

Jason said...

Oh God this means Iain worked it out before I did.

Keri said...

Jason - are you saying you didn't know?

dam buster said...

I'm with Jason.

Iain might have been on the money regarding the little comments made. i put them down to leftist groupthink.

Jason said...

That's what I'm saying. Not until I saw the poll on Jeremy's blog a minute ago. No sherlock me.

dam buster said...

anyways congratulations guys (well guy and girl)

hope the move all goes well and things go swimmingly.

Keri said...

Shows how much attention you pay to our Facebook profiles, Jason.

It's been up there for a month!

Chuck A. Spear said...

Get a room.

John Surname said...

I knew before everyone - even before Keri and Jeremy.

Andy B said...

Both of you are sinners and are going straight to hell.

A sexy hell, with leather-clad Iain Halls spanking your bottom for all eternity.

dam buster said...

Ahh good old Facebook. The thing we have no access to at work, along with you tube, myspace and just about anything fun.

Even blogger is partially blocked.

I suggest http://everything2.com/e2node/Crackling%2520ice%2520cubes

for the ice cubes.. hillarious when they crackle in crunchers mouth.. :P

Keri said...

Andy - I'll save you a seat. Front row, as per usual?

Andy B said...

Yep.

I only hope it's "audience participation".