Monday, October 06, 2008

Search engine terms - last bastion of the lazy blogger

There are things in the paper to blog about - the vice-presidential debate, more abortion debate drama - but honestly? It's all a bit too serious for me at the moment. So. Some Search Term Engine fun.

David Hille Girlfriend

I wish. Sadly, I am not the girlfriend of David Hille. Is he single?

Porn on Wheels

Tell me we're talking cars here.

Lethal Lix

My ex-boyfriends ex-band. I have no idea what they're doing now. Last I heard the bass player was living on a boat on the Yarra, the drummer is probably still looking for his shirt and the guitarist I wouldn't know. I do have a copy of their demos hanging around somewhere, though.

My shoe is falling off

You're either one of two people I used to sing this (made up) song* up the back of Science classes with in High School, or an idiot.

Chances child is not yours

Dude, you need to talk to your partner about this, not me. I got nothing for you. And how would this have come up on this blog?

Suss porn pics

As apposed to the non-suss porn pics?

This is my Truth, Tell me yours Keri

Fairly sure you're in the right place. Hi there.

Who designed Shane McClintock Brownlow Gown

A colour blind idiot with no sense of style or grace, but a great sense of humour.

*I believe the song went something like this:

My shoe is falling off,
My shoe is falling off,
La di da di da di da
My Shoe is falling off

To the tune of Row, Row, Row your boat.

There were three of us, and we sang it in a round. We were really, really annoying.

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