Monday, September 08, 2008

Okay, I lied

When I said I wouldn't blog it. In fact, I'm blogging it right now.

A million points if you can tell me what I was talking about when I said the following:

"I've been thinking about it, and I draw the line at Monkey"

17 comments:

Michelle said...

You won't watch DVDs of Monkey Magic?

Keri said...

Sorry, incorrect, Michelle (By the by, I never have seen Monkey Magic)

Michelle said...

You've never seen it?!?!?!?!

OMG you have not lived.

Can one have a second guess?

Keri said...

Michelle, did you get replaced by a sixteen year old girl last night?

OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!1!

Yes, you can guess again.

Private Tom said...

You were thinking if you had any limits when it came to bestiality.

"Apes? Sure. Tigers? They're hunks. Dogs? A German Shepard would be fun. Monkeys?...Nah, that's going a step too far."

Michelle said...

I'm, like, sooooo stoked. Lt me txt my fnd n lt hr no.

Keri said...

PT - Nope. I draw the line at any non-human. Including members of the Liberal party.

Michelle - You have a fiend? And why get Human Resources involved?

Michelle said...

Oh! To have my own fiend. I could totally set them on HR.

Not my fault if you're not hip to the lingo of the kids, Keri.

Keri said...

I don't WANT to understand that language. I'm not learning it intentionally.

Private Tom said...

Monkey is English slang for heroin*. Therefore, when it comes to doing drugs (you ARE are Lefty after all), you draw the line at heroin.

*Yes I know you're Welsh, but I view all of the UK an as a homogeneous mass.

Michelle said...

PT's is good, but what about role playing?

You're willing to role play in the bedroom as a number of things, but you draw the line at being a monkey. Picking nits off each other doesn't really appeal.

Keri said...

A big fat zero to both of you. Not about heroin, not about role-playing.

Guess again.

PKD said...

Monkey is also slang for $500. So maybe you draw the line at paying $500 pounds for something.

What that could possible be, on the other hand....

Rgrds,
PKD
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Nice looking blog BTW! :)

bron said...

God. I've been racking my brains out.

Hurry up and tell us so I can put my brains back in.

Michelle said...

Oh! You've started exploring plushophilia but when you saw someone dressed as a monkey you got turned off.

Keri said...

PDK - Ta, but no.

PKD said...

Well the only other thing I can think of is you've been thinking about wearing fur, but you draw the line at wearing the latest fashion item - monkey fur.

http://the-coveted.com/blog/2008/02/25/well-ill-be-a-monkeys-cousin/

Otherwise I give in!!!