First, let me say that I was floored by the following headline:
'Beast' man downloaded octopus porn pics
First, it's delightful for the sheer absudity. There's such a thing as Octopus porn? People thought to make Octopus porn? There's a market for this kind of thing?
Then, once the shock wears off, there's a frisson of sympathy for the Octopii. I don't like the idea of someone raping an Octopus.
Hang on. Let's reflect for a moment. I've just had to clarify my stance on Octopus rape.
Moving on, as one can only do, having uttered the phrase "Octopus Rape", you've got the fact that this man has had to explain his actions in court.
And had it reported in a National Newspaper.
I can only imagine what is going through his head.
Scratch that. I cannot imagine what is going through the head of someone who gets off on Octopus Porn.
Couldn't get out of a one room building
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