Friday, July 04, 2008

No spineless sea-creatures were harmed in the making of this post

First, let me say that I was floored by the following headline:

'Beast' man downloaded octopus porn pics

First, it's delightful for the sheer absudity. There's such a thing as Octopus porn? People thought to make Octopus porn? There's a market for this kind of thing?

Then, once the shock wears off, there's a frisson of sympathy for the Octopii. I don't like the idea of someone raping an Octopus.

Hang on. Let's reflect for a moment. I've just had to clarify my stance on Octopus rape.

Moving on, as one can only do, having uttered the phrase "Octopus Rape", you've got the fact that this man has had to explain his actions in court.

And had it reported in a National Newspaper.

I can only imagine what is going through his head.

Scratch that. I cannot imagine what is going through the head of someone who gets off on Octopus Porn.


Magic Bellybutton said...

And now we know why there are octopus vibrators.

No no. No need to thank me.

Keri said...

Oh, oh that's too good. And they're "Screaming Octopus with tingling tentacles"


Nic said...

Cough.....and there's me thinking all kinds of sealife porn are perfectly acceptable....what about seahorse porn? that's ok, right?!

Keri said...

erm, as long as it's consensual, I can't say there's a problem. how you go about obtaining consent from a sehorse is anyones guess though.

and how do you figure out if they're overage? it's not like they carry id, is it?

Krypto said...

so is this a ploy to try to entice me away from your nostrils?

Keri said...

damn. you worked me out, krypto.