Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Less than flattering

Heard far too early on Sunday morning:

"How come it takes you twenty minutes to get ready and you still look like shit?"

Clearly I'm not quite the well-groomed, kittenish femme-fatale I'd been aiming for.

6 comments:

Nic said...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Bad. Very bad. I told 'mine about a dream I had, with flaps of fat below my boobs 'and it turned out to be real' he says.

SLAP

Keri said...

Definately slap territory!

bron said...

Hope you gave that schmuck a slap and another one from me. How dare anyone say something like that!

Keri said...

Nah, it's alright. I did look a bit like shit.

Bron said...

Not the point.

Keri said...

true, but i'd prefer the truth over a half convincing lie anyday