I'm not having much luck with headlines this week.
Here's today's example:
"$37b wipe out as shares plunge"
Let's take a trip through my mind, and see what it did to this, and what had me paralytic with mirth before I realized my error:
First, we'll delete a space:
$37b wipe out asshares plunge
And then we'll add one:
$37b wipe out ass hares plunge
Change the spelling of a word:
$37b wipe out ass hairs plunge
It's scary being me some days. Really, it is.
Couldn't get out of a one room building
15 hours ago