I almost forgot.
Sydney-siders, I'm just giving you fair warning that I'll be visiting your fair city for a week next month. Dates to follow, but I will be getting some kind of parade and the keys to the city for gracing you with my presence, right?
Either that or you've got 29 days to clear off before I descend on your hometown.
In the meantime, sound the everything is okay alarm.
**Edited to add - I've just noticed I've used the word fair three times, no, four, in a post of 70-off words. I hereby declare it word of the day**
3 days ago