Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sex tips from Mills & Boon

This nearly gave me an aneurysm.

Any article that ends with the phrase "eager manhood" is tops in my book.


Ant Rogenous said...

I'm more partial to an eager beaver, myself.

John Surname said...

8. Stopping when she says don't stop.

Oh! Don't stop.

They left out:

11. Asking for a picture of Jeremy Sear on the roof for that extra "push".

Keri said...

Why am I not surprised that it's you two who chip in with the dirty jokes?

Magic Bellybutton said...

I want to know why the guys aren't told to "stay masculine" when the women's list says "stay feminine".

And "don't judge his porn"? What about, "don't freak out by the number of vibrators she has"?

Keri said...

Can't say I've ever had that problem, MBB. Up until recently my porn collection would have rivalled any mans.

And I don't do manual assistance, so to speak. Never been my bag.

What I want to know is where these men are with sensitive nipples. I've only met one, and he had nipple rings, so I was never sure if it was because of the nipple rings or he got the nipple rings because they were sensitive.