- Someone used a new word - "Compromisation" with a totally straight face
- Someone used the word pernicious. I nearly fell off my chair
- "You really are a fan of Capitalism, aren't you?"
- In response to a discussion on respected and not so respected topics involving nurses and used-car salesman "Well, you don't see many used-car salesman outfits, do you?"
- On someone being asked whether they made a judgement on their current partner straight away - "Well, I had been drinking"
Two of the above were my work. Try and guess which ones.