- "So her mate had this "Friend with benefit" and she slept with the "Friend with benefit" and got Gonorrhea off him, and she gave it to her boyfriend. He told her, and she told him that she got it off a toilet seat. As if you can get an STD without swapping body fluid!"
- "So for thirty bucks you get this full body massage. Head to toe, mate. And there's this hole in the table, and you flop it through, and she finishes, and for an extra twenty five she'll pull you off. It's the best feeling in the world, mate. Been there done that"
- "That bastard next door. Every time I'm doing the dishes in the nude, he's standing there watching me. And he just stands there and smiles. It's enough to make you want to close the blinds"
I'd forgotten what living in the Outer East was like.
N.B The book was Belle De Jour, The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl.