Tuesday, February 05, 2008

No, I have no idea how my mind works either

I was looking something up on Yellow Pages for work, and it happened to have the word Cadillac in it.

Browsing down the list I noticed that one of the entries was called “Cadillac Dreams”

Is it disturbing that the first thing that sprang to mind was that it must be a brothel?

I have no idea why, either.

(It wasn’t, by the way. It was a luxury hire-car business)


John Surname said...

If it was a brothel, it would be catering to a VERY particular sort. If you know what I mean.

You know, the kinds of guys for whom a car is more than just a car. If you know what I mean.

Because I sure as hell don't.

Keri said...

All I can think of now is un-natural uses for exhaust pipes.

John Surname said...

I'd expect that from a car-ist. It's only un-natural (and kind of perplexing) if the car gets pregnant. I assume the child would be some sort of Transformer.

Keri said...

I can only assume it would incubate on the back seat, which would be highly inconvenient.

The again, that's the price you pay for mating with a car.