Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Urgent Bulletin

Attention: Flies of Melbourne.

There is nothing of any interest to you contained in my eyes, ears, nose or mouth.

Please go back to buzzing around dog excrement and leave me the hell alone.

End of Bulletin.

2 comments:

Ann O'Dyne said...

MEMO

To: kej

From: Flies Of Melbourne

We laugh at your aeroguard!

Keri said...

Damn you, flies. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.