A very, very quick update, as I'm in a rush.
This post is mainly so my brother can see that I've done what I promised to do and put a post up here about how he is a legend. So here it is. He also has very cool purple and blonde hair, and is the best brother ever. Except when he's hungover. Then, he's a pain in the arse.
Also, in response to the ever-elusive Mr. Lefty's question, Queensland was fantastic. It was relaxing (Apart from going on the Slingshot, which was hilarious and scary, as I was in fits of laughter at The Boy shouting "You are going to die. I am going to KILL you" for convincing him to go on it) sunny, lazy, and in short (and far too many commas), exactly what we both needed.
There will be more later, but for now, I hope everyone is well, except those who just don't know when to shut the fuck up. How many times? Things aren't going to get better if you keep making them worse. That and the fact that it's been close to a year now, lead me to make the following comment:
Oh, and anyone wanting porn, there's a lovely spam entry in my guestbook. Just in case you're interested.
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