Jeremy, unfortunately, as I STILL CAN'T SEE MY BLOODY COMMENTS (but they are e-mailed to me) I am forced to answer you here. No, the tournament is NOT held in Mildura, you did read it incorrectly. Mildura was the nearest large town from where we were. The tournament was held in Berri, about two hours west of Mildura.
And yes, Mildura IS a hole.
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